what happens when you wear merch
- everyone: why do you want the horizon
- everyone: who's bleeding on the dance floor?
- everyone: who's alexandria? are you asking her out?
- everyone: why would you pierce a veil
- everyone: devil wears prada? I LOVE ANNE HATHWAY
- everyone: who's chelsea? why is she grinning?
- everyone: why are you panicking at the disco? it's just a disco
- everyone: why would you sleep with sirens
- everyone: why are you motionless in white? are you racist against black
- everyone: of mice and men? isn't that a book
- everyone: why is suicide silent?
- everyone: i thought brides had white veils
- everyone: is falling in reverse like jumping?
- everyone: why are you escaping the fate?
- everyone: why is your romance chemical?
- everyone: wtf is on your shirt
- everyone: WHY DON'T YOU WEAR STUFF THAT MAKES SENSE
- me: because fuck you.
